Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Jul 1, 2019 - Explore Diana Deines's board "Cat Sayings and Quotes", followed by 327 people on Pinterest. The cat offers itself. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. 49 Most Savage Roasts And Jokes List That Will Shut All Jerks Up. Custom Ink is your one-stop custom printing shop to outfit your team, school, company, or any occasion in t-shirts, apparel, and more. Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Whatever the weather though it'll be good to have a break, to escape the day to day, to see new things, eat good food, drink good wine (well, cheap, good wine) and be together. I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor. : o ). All rights reserved. I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. The cat was allergic. No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. Kudos to the photographer/Pin Creator! Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Check out some of our favorite cat slogans and sayings in the list below, if you see something you love, go put it on a t-shirt right meow! Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. Custom tees with your favorite cat saying are perfect for your animal shelter, veterinary practice, or as the perfect gift for the crazy cat lady in your life. A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. Of course he wants care and shelter. Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.

and the "Inky" octopus are trademarks of CustomInk, LLC. Now read it again without the animals. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. Quite. You don't buy love for nothing. A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. Cats have the courage to live by them. Anonymous. No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Mine had me trained in two days. Funny Cat Quotes. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A cat has absolute emotional honesty, human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

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