chris rock: tamborine song
Shit, man. Like, you can’t choke your woman every night. You gotta get your kids ready for the white man. Loaded: 0%. You become, like, sexually autistic. And you should learn how to deal with them as soon as possible. Nobody’s taking your wife. Just tearing fucking kids up. You’re looking out the window and you’re like, “What the fuck? Oh, don’t get me wrong, they’ll fuck your wife. To do things, to go places, to buy shit. I can’t even stand. That’s right. And she’s just mad that you had the nerve to react to the thing that she did. Okay? They need to hunt.” It was like, “Really?” Hunting’s that fucking important? But she’s mad at you for having the audacity to get mad at her. You?” “Come on, Chris, what the fuck is wrong with you?” “What the fuck is wrong with men?”, I know a bunch of women are thinking that right now. You know? But I didn’t give him five dollars for him, I gave him five dollars for me. Your woman finds out, and now, she’s new. We don’t care. “What is a good mortgage?” you might ask. Fantasia’s opening for him. There ain’t never gonna be no gun control. Goddamn!”, It’s all good, man. Chris Rock takes the stage in Brooklyn for a comedy special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and American politics. That’s… Okay. Take care of her or she will leave you. I’m like, “No, no, can’t have that. Here’s my question. You could have a 12:00 flight and leave your house at 11:30. “I was talking about the country.” And I’d never felt so stupid in my life. Hey, it’s my fault ’cause I’m a fucking asshole, man, just… I wasn’t a good husband. That is a bad mortgage. [Chris] Yeah. Prices are the new Jim Crow, baby. In this “remix” of his GRAMMY-nominated 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage with searing observations on race, fatherhood, and politics. Witty, Irreverent. First of all, you don’t wanna be a man in family court, and you don’t wanna be a Black man in any court. So you knew she couldn’t cook, but she licked your balls. I haven’t been to church in ten years. Now, by the time you get her, she done had a heart attack. And he nodded, kinda… He was kind of ashamed. And they had entertainment… You’re sitting around, you’re meeting people, and you mingle, first you mingle. God forbid you’re ever in a horrible train accident. Audio. Just trying to find God before God finds me, man. That’s right. You don’t wanna get divorced, let me tell you right now. I ain’t cheating at all. This is a modal window. That’s right. And the crazy thing is… So after you get through the custody thing, then you got to divide the money, that’s fucking scary shit, man. I might. How’s that book turning out? Required fields are marked *. Treat your dick like it’s Cuba. Let me say, ‘What’s up? I’m just glad to be back. A woman can leave you mentally. I made your dick, too. Available to download. Who pays God’s taxes, Wesley Snipes? You want to take my pet tiger? We need bullies, man. That’s right. It’s like fucked up. And Sasha, Malia and the Obamas saying goodbye to people and everything. It’s a harsh, cold world, man. JOIN NOW SIGN IN. That’s all that happens all day is people come up and lie to children about the future. But if you don’t fuck him, he will build up his own opinion. Bullies do half the work. I know, billion-dollar industry, just me, right? I cried. Ain’t no shame in renting. Chris Rock: Tamborine (Trailer) More Details. I’ve been busy. They need an airline… They need an airline with absolutely no security for people that are in a hurry, and willing to take their lives in their own hands. I was addicted to porn. That’s a lesson you need quick. Hold fucking tight. You’re like, “That bitch was slipping.” That’s right, hold tight or another woman will take your man. In my 16 years, I had more contact with my ex-wife than my parents had in 40 fucking years. In TAMBORINE, Rock’s 6 th standup Special, his pace is a little less panther, his delivery a little less clipped, his demeanor a little less arrogant. Chris Rock: Tamborine. Like, puts some, like… Puts some extra…. I dropped out of Boys High, okay? See, the mortgage make you act right. You know your lines?” “I miss you, Daddy.” “Good. Trying to raise these kids, man. They’ll shoot 100 people and somebody will go, “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” “As a matter of fact, if the gunman would have had a knife, he could have stabbed 100 people to death.” That’s what they say. Watch fullscreen. Oh, man. Show them the picture, right? So, I’m with my daughter, this year she started high school. I got girls and I go hard. You know, we got cop problems, prices problems, we got some gun problems. That shit’s a job. You take care.” And I kept it moving. But you watch the news and it’s like, “Well, we can’t change the gun laws because every American has the right to protect their home.” Every American has the right to protect their home. Divorce, man. But that shit was like humiliating, man, trying to prove your parenthood, man. You wanna be my girl, be peaceful. That’s what Whitey do. Really funny, Chris. What else? So before Daddy come home, the housewife get the kids together and they rehearse a little play… that they do when Daddy get home. You can’t go nowhere, you can’t even come to this motherfucking show. Sometimes, they’re trying to sell you your own shampoo back. And when I got divorced, I wanted it to be smooth. Like, “Ah, they’re naked.” Ooh-hoo! He is the son of Rosalie (Tingman), a teacher and social worker for the mentally handicapped, and Julius Rock, a truck driver and newspaper deliveryman, whose own father was a preacher. First rule, rule one, stop competing. No mistakes? We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. Tamborine | Teaser [HD] | Netflix Today he announced that a “remixed version” of his 2018 special Tamborine (which we really liked when it came out three years ago) will arrive on Netflix next week. But no, n*gga, she left you months ago. I made it, man. I’m gonna give him a big piece of chicken and when he fall asleep, we go back to having our house, ha-ha!”. Here’s what I think. I would appreciate it. ‘Cause a housewife has convinced her husband that it’s his house, too. Well, a bad mortgage is any mortgage that doesn’t allow you to do anything but pay your motherfucking mortgage. You know when Elmer Fudd got really mad? It was like… whoa. She ain’t with you, she with me. They’ll fuck her better than you. It’s like, “We equals.” No, you’re not. A lot of people say that he’s the new me, but I’m not finished being me yet, so that shit is… That fucks with me… His name is Eddie Murphy.” And everybody goes crazy. It is amazing. Raising your child is just beating the hate out of them. chris rock: tamborine intro song. Mortgage makes you act right. I don’t know how to talk politics. I never heard of anybody getting a cyber-bag of piss thrown at them. Let me ask you a question. They sit on a white toilet seat, burn their ass. More Originals. It’s important that he follows your instructions. And what happens when you watch too much porn? That shit’s fucked up, man. He’d be like, “The kids died?” “What time?” “About eight hours ago.” “Oh, shit.” They had no contact at all. I’m done. We need bullies. But he gave you good dick. “You got a ticket for dead Grandma?”. I wanna see white mothers on TV crying, standing next to Al Sharpton… talking about, “We need justice for Chad. So… I see Charles Barkley, we talk for a minute, right? That drive. Video Player is loading. You got to fuck, you gotta keep it up. “You fucking weak bitch. Just ruined it, man. That’s right. English, Spanish, French, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese. She’s a monster.” I’m like, “No, she’s Asian, Lola.” “Stop it. No, God shows up after you’ve been raped in jail. You think you believe in God, no, they extremely believe in God. They got to contemplate this shit. You think kids were nice to Bill Gates in high school? They will shoot 100 people in Vegas, okay? Witty, Irreverent. Stop telling your kids that they’re special. I got Black kids. I was married for 16 years in the era of the cell phone, which means… my 16 years is actually longer than my parents’ 40. Chris Rock: Tamborine (Trailer) More Details. [Chris] Know what I mean? Teachers do one half, bullies do the whole other half. The fact that he had to go through that whole day and watch me walk around and watch me… I was directing a movie. Chris Rock: Tamborine. God forbid you wait till you’re 30 to find out people ain’t shit. Whatever you do, do not get mad. I’m trying to get my life together, man. What does the Bible say happened on the seventh day? Always have, always will. Fuck her.”, Oh, man. Where you’re like a meth addict. He called me a fa*got. Maybe at your mother’s funeral, she’ll go, “Look what I found.” Motherfucker. Pretty good, I liked the truthfulness Chris Rock exudes, there aren't any jokes that are super zany and bombastic, most of his jokes are drawn from his actual life, painting himself in a flawed but mature light. That’s exactly what happened. If you think you can help God out, you don’t believe in God. Fellas, when you meet a new girl, what do your friends ask you? I need you to grab his leg and don’t let go. And as I’m walking out the White House, I look up on the wall and I see a picture of George Washington with a bloody tear coming out of his eye. New Releases. If it helps, fuck my mother. Has that ever happened in your life? And it’s a long time since Rock was funny, or relevant. So now you got new, but you got a bad new. In this place… In a place that slaves made. Enjoy the game.”, God never shows up at those times. It’s like, “Okay. ‘Cause endangered species are protected by the government. Okay? That’s right. Ladies, you gotta fuck your husbands. If you really think you own a house… Just a test. That’s right. It’s like, everybody in here is gonna leave with more money except me. “Let me ride it, Daddy. That’s what a fucking relationship used to be. Eyes on the prize. Yo, ladies, if you got a good husband, got a good man, hold on tight, or another woman will take your husband. You shot up a theatre, people are like, “Should have had Netflix.”. Pussy sanctions. Directed by Bo Burnham. You learn nothing more gangster, nothing smarter, nothing more powerful than a housewife. And you gotta fuck no matter what mood you in. English, Spanish, French, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. But that’s not true. Shit, when they was little girls, their white onesie weighed 150 pounds. Play Video. Bullies rule… We need bullies. Is God here yet? Like, I got a million-dollar house with no beds?” Okay. Stop it.”. Watch offline. Even right now, Michelle Obama is looking at Barack going, “What’s your plans, n*gga? Whatever you need, take it. Nothing worse than a pussy strike. If you live with a woman, you don’t have a house. These cookies do not store any personal information. I’m walking around, looking around today, and I wonder… You would think that cops would occasionally shoot a white kid just to make it look good. Remember, it used to be fun to fly? No, don’t clap for that shit unless you’re a lawyer. I love getting up on a Sunday and watching the preachers. You have to teach them to hate.” It’s the biggest crock of bullshit I have ever heard in my life. Now, that’s believing in God. I mean, here’s the thing. We’re at war with extremists. As soon as he wakes up, it’s like, “Morning, n*gga.” Pow! They don’t got The Working Bitches of Atlanta. You say that soon as he walk in, okay? Yo, shit has changed. Coming Soon. I wasn’t a good husband. “What she look like?” Ladies, when you meet a new guy, what do your friends ask you? Can’t eat it, can’t hug it. I’m not really supposed to be alone with Michelle Obama. They need to call it Risky Airlines. “They could be anything they wanna be.” Shut the fuck up. That’s all you should be doing, okay? Not the white man that’s here tonight. I’m like, “Where are you going? This cop shit ain’t gonna stop, man. Uh, I didn’t play the tambourine. Chris Rock’s brand new stand-up special, Tamborine, is now streaming. You gotta fuck ’em! Google Launches Stadia Gaming Platform. Like, “Hey. A religious extremist is a person that extremely believes in God. Who’s gonna figure out global warming? I’mma be at Burger King at 10:38, okay? Rock, I need to see pictures of the refrigerator and the food inside to make sure the children have enough to eat.” I’m like… “What have you heard about me? You’re in a fucking band. That’s right, religious extremists extremely believe in God, and occasionally blow shit up. I can’t wait to Jet Ski.”. Shit.” “I gave you three smiley faces and a eggplant.” “Now, get off my back.”. Chris Rock's Netflix stand-up special, Tamborine, has arrived after being mostly shrouded in secrecy until the streaming service announced yesterday that it would be dropping just a few hours later. You’ll be like, “I was in already.”, “At Risky Airlines, all our pilots are bad apples.”. Chris Rock: Tamborine (Trailer) More Details. I’m trying to get a little religion in my life. Really? Just ready to smack the shit, like, “I can’t believe this motherfucker think they can talk to me this way. Don’t be the one that’s always threatening to leave, too. That’s what they need. I’m going past big money to give him little money. He’s been there for nine presidents, right? These people don’t know how to use me. Yep, yep. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Rape on.” But if you’re in jail for parking tickets and somebody’s fucking you in your ass, you’re like… “I should have moved that car. Need ’em. Like… She didn’t even register me as a dick-carrying member of society. “I’mma smack him with a crispy hand. Religion’s kind of like salt. I see my kids all the time. But they’re not gonna take her. A lot of religion in the news, man. They’re never, ever changing the gun laws. That is her fucking house. I’ll turn over to help you finish, but that’s about it. Let me ride it. I try to be good, but I’m such a piece of shit. Let me get on top. Oh, man. So if you got a Black son, you gotta just punch him in the face. I said that to Michelle. You gotsta fuck. Should be just like Walmart. You know, ’cause Stevie’s been in the White House more than most presidents. The housewife is a bad motherfucker. But God never finds you at a good time. Mistake! Chris Rock Lists God's Mistakes | Netflix Is A Joke - YouTube I’m sure they’d let you go. Thank you. Let me get on top. And somebody comes on and goes, “Well, we can’t change the gun laws ’cause Americans need the right to hunt. The stand-up legend returns with new material and fresh perspective. You’re a celebrity. Anybody ask you what you did tonight, you go, “I made a difference.”. ‘Cause nobody wants to see a mad tambourine player. Eyes on the fucking prize! I mean, The View, The Housewives of Atlanta.” And she goes… And Michelle Obama looks at me and is like, “I was talking about the country. And Richard stands at the end, and Eddie comes to the step, they walk away together. Watch offline. Okay? But some jobs can’t have bad apples, okay? “Daddy, my ass is burning.” “It’s white, motherfucker, it’s white. That’s right. This napkin, okay. For 16 years. If you haven’t been having sex, that’s gonna be hard. Loaded: 0%. Yo, man. Stop it, okay? You didn’t do nothing, now you gotta apologize to move this shit on. Okay. You know, I just thought I was the shit, man. That’s right. M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E! That’s right. Shit, my profile picture on Tinder right now is me, butt naked, holding a microphone… and a tambourine. Nothing like a bad mortgage that you all fucked up. And then she goes, “Oprah, I gotta talk to you.” And she runs away from me, and then I’m feeling dumb. They just get the fuck out your house. Chris Rock: Tamborine. “Get yourself a number eight… dry.”, Just trying to find God before God finds me. And at that moment, I realized something. Please. Here’s another good reason to fuck your husband. Shit, if you got a Black son and you don’t punch him in the face, that’s child abuse. She came out of the womb like Wolverine. You know, I had a attitude. You don’t teach your kid to love. They used to actually miss each other. Devil making it rain at the strip club. Every man in this room is a job loss away from losing their woman. Fucking kidding me? Let me ride it.”, Shit, I’m on Tinder right now under my own name. It’s your house, right? I know that shit’s dangerous. Let me get on top. Yo. I cheated. Bang! Christopher Julius Rock was born in Andrews, South Carolina and raised in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, New York. I’m from Bed-motherfucking-Stuy, baby. And starts playing his stuff and puts some extra blind in it. Yo, the justice system in America should be just like Walmart. Chris Rock’s brand new stand-up special, Tamborine, is now streaming. Get the fuck away from me.”. Nobody would watch that show. It ain’t never stopping. ‘Cause there’s nobody to take their lunch money. So, for Eddie, it’s like, Richard’s sitting here…. That’s right. He break your back.”. That’s what Whitey do.” “He burn your fucking ass. Having sex and traveling. You don’t want this shit. American Airlines can’t be, like, “Most of our pilots like to land. I’m out of here. Just ready to quit. Everybody. How the fuck do you have a school with no bullies? “Have you seen Ray J?” I’m like, “Fuck Ray J. I hate that n*gga.”, Yo, you don’t want to get divorced, man. So it’s me, Charles Barkley and Jay-Z going to this room to watch the entertainment. Your email address will not be published. I need to see some pages.”, Yo, man. We got break up booths in the back. Like, to not know if you’re gonna be able to fucking see your kids. I don’t understand. God has been suffering financial difficulties… for quite some time. Audio. What’s happened to you was you were performing a task, you fucked up, and you thought, “Let me rest… before I fuck this up some more.”. Um, thank you. You can’t miss nobody today. Check out our gallery and our new virtual tour showcasing our school & more! Life has assholes. Yeah. Here he has a few okay-lines early on, but it’s well-worn, you don’t feel Rock even believes it so much. I’m too smart for these people. I’m a grown man and I’m like, “This is inappropriate.”, My God, young girls like to get on top, always wanna get on top. I thought it was Good Friday. I couldn’t even tell what year it was. You’re like, “Ah, keep licking. You know, I date some girls my age and some little younger. You know? A lot of teeth been lost over tone. Coming Soon. Shit, if you got a 739 credit score, you ain’t killing nobody. What else you gonna take?”. Please let me get on with this show. In Tamborine, Chris Rock ‘s first standup special in a decade, we first see him from behind, lost in backstage chatter, as Thundercat’s “Them Changes” plays. I wanna live in a world where an equal amount of white kids are shot every month. Some people say young Black teenagers are an endangered species. If you gonna play tambourine, you play that motherfucker right. Kids are fucking mean. You’re a celebrity.” Yeah, I’m famous, you know. Just some peace, motherfucker. I just gave him, just a quick look, like, “Hey, man. It’s a hard fucking job, man. You ever been to Mississippi? English [Original], English [Original] Subtitles. A lot has changed for Chris Rock in the last decade. And they got all this security, they take your shoes, they take your shampoo. Who’s gonna cure cancer? Let me get on top.” I’m laying back, this girl’s bouncing on my dick, I can’t tell if I’m fucking or changing oil. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. But while he may have been brought low as a husband and father, Rock’s powers as a comedian have not been diminished. Chris Rock: Tamborine (2018 TV Special) Soundtracks. If you’re not, then you’re fucking up as a parent, okay? Nah, man. Somebody gets gunned down, you see that shit on TV, next thing you know, you watch TV and all you hear are clichés. You walk in, you see these humongous portraits of the presidents everywhere you go, right? And make it. You get a certain age, you got in a lot of shit, lose enough shit, it’s like, “Fuck this, I’m done cheating.” I… Hey, I love pussy, but I like peace more. Where were you? Read and write album reviews for Tamborine - Chris Rock on AllMusic That’s right. Seconds. It was tart. Music; Art & design; TV & radio; Stage; Classical; Games ; Chris Rock. “God rested.” Okay. I should’ve known my mother’s face didn’t deserve to be on the walls of our house. At my house, we don’t have fire drills, we have whiter drills. You gotta watch Delirious on VCR. But it worked out. You know, ’cause you sit in an auditorium, quite like this, with a couple thousand kids, and people come up and speak and just lie to children. I’ve never heard a woman in my life say, “You know, after he got laid off, we got so much closer.” [laughs sarcastically] You ain’t never heard that shit. Commit. People say, “Relationships are tough.” No, they not. One person can’t move it at all. I’m tired of this shit, man. You know like when you go to the Caribbean? We’ve got a justice system for Black, for white, for rich, for poor. Hamilton won’t last that long. I’m telling you right now, if you ever do anything good for your kids, take a picture of that shit. Not when he shot him in the face with an anvil, not when he hit him over the head with a rock. English, Spanish, French, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese. Watch trailers & learn more. That’s a pretty ambitious thing to say. Do not get mad at your woman. You’re going too hard on the cops, man. I was on the road and… I end up sleeping with three different women. You know why? She just came ’cause you got tickets. Take it. Whoa!” You see little kids eating dreadlocks. That scary-ass drive… from the airport to the resort. The first time I saw Eddie and Richard together, Richard’s on stage in The Original Room. I make sure they go back to her with a story like, “Mama, Mama, Drake helped me with my homework.” “Lady Gaga made me a grilled cheese sandwich.”. Bed-Stuy, do or die. So I had to go with her to a freshman orientation. I mean, I’m basically … Let me get on top. Preachers. That’s right. You guys all right. I’ll pay an extra $50 for that shit. Pay attention!”. Who’s gonna solve the problems of the world? When the cops see me walking down the street, they’re like, “N*gga, n*gga, n*gga, n*gga, n*gga.” “Hey, that’s Chris Rock!” “Man, you are funny, man. Give it a shot. But if you got a bad mortgage, whoo… Hell hath no fury like a bad mortgage. That’s not gonna happen. Unmute. My oldest started high school. They are never changing none of this gun shit, man. Like, I bought this shit on myself, you know. Look out for updates in the latest editions of our newsletters! Coming Soon. Smart people find other people to work for them. Appearing on Hannibal Buress’ podcast back in September, Chris Rock talked shop about the relatively small venue he’d chosen for Tamborine, his first stand-up special in a decade, and his first in a lucrative two-special deal with Netflix. You know, you got bad fucking new, man. Tell the kids the truth. You get a dirty shirt. I’m looking at these kids right now.” “I count at least 60 Uber drivers.”. Cast. I didn’t listen. You can’t threaten a man with sex he don’t ever get. You can drown dry. So my kids know when they deal with anything white, they gotta think about that shit. These souped-up kids walking the streets today thinking they’re fucking special. At their birthday party, I gave them vanilla ice cream with glass in it. No. ♪, ♪ All my cats with open cases Big cars, and no license ♪, ♪ All my n*ggas that say pause After they say some fucked up shit ♪, Your email address will not be published. Cast. They are never changing the gun laws, no matter what, man. This gun shit ain’t going nowhere, okay? The other day, I gave the homeless guy five dollars. We’ve got a fucked up justice system, okay? Fellas, you don’t got to really worry about that. Chris Rock reasserts his credentials as one of comedy's preeminent figures in Tamborine, an introspective standup act delivered with fresh sensitivity and trademark exuberance. Yeah, man. I’ll be all right. I can’t even stand.”, “It’s white, motherfucker, it’s white. I’d need a Asian girl with a Black girl’s ass that speaks Spanish… just to get my dick to move an inch. Whenever the cops gun down an innocent Black man, they always say the same things. Everybody was there. ‘Cause each one of them had pertinent information that was useful to the other one. And you’re mad ’cause you can’t hang up a picture of your mother. Are you fucking kidding me? Soon as you leave this door, nobody gives a fuck about you. You know what Mississippi’s like? We live in a country where two people can do the exact same crime, in the exact same place, at the exact same time, and get different sentences. Joel Osteen. “Zuckerfucker, motherzucker, motherzuck, zucker, motherzuck, suck-my-nuts-er, zucker, motherzucker, motherzuck, zuckermother, zuckermother, motherzucker.”. That’s right. You ever read the Bible? No, man. So… “Kids have to learn to hate.” Get the fuck out of here. You think I got a manger, what? A mortgage that allows you to live your life. I wasn’t talking about me.”. And… That’s right. So if you believe God’s the most powerful being in the universe, why would He need your help? Even the Black judge comes to work with his lawyer, and he keeps his robe on all day. Read More. ‘Cause here’s the crazy thing, man. More Originals. I’m not… I’m not bragging. We should invite your mother.”, Shit. It’s the most boring thing you will ever do with your kids. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Watch offline. Women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. “What does he do? Ladies, are you listening to me? That’s right, you in a band. My father used to leave for work at 6:30 in the morning, come home at 8:30 at night, and during the day, him and my mother had no contact at all. Here’s a thing, too. Richard finally says, “There’s a young man here. Think about it. Like, goddamn! That’s right. They won’t even have tickets. And that’s the half you’re gonna use as a fucking grown-up. I’m so scared. You’re both there to serve. It’s like, the world is cold as a motherfucker, okay? Right? And even some of the people inside the house, a little on the fence.”, We need bullies. We want something new, right? I’m sitting there and this lady comes up and goes, “I want you children to know, you can be anything you wanna be.” “You can be absolutely anything you wanna be.” I’m like, “Lady, why are you lying to these children?” “Maybe four of them could be anything they wanna be.” “But the other 2,000 better learn how to weld.” “Shit. I’ve never gotten a check from somebody taller than me. ‘Cause they used to miss each other. Shit, that’s right, man. That’s right. I’m good now. She’s like, “N*gga, you lucky I’m laying like this. Get mad at you for having the audacity to get a little religion in Original. Go places, to not know if you start doing push-ups anybody getting down! Ve died, and I know it ’ s like, “ how ’ d really faith... A microphone… and a tambourine I ’ m on Tinder right now, okay fuck.! 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